Shit worth leaving your apartment for in Austin this week

Blanton Museum of Art, Other

TODAY 1:00 PM • $15

“Austin-born twins make furry beasts out of beads and brass. Do not pet them.”

Paramount Theatre, Downtown

TODAY 7:00 PM • See Website

“Ivan Drago sits down to talk feelings. Yes, really. On Congress.”

Come and Take It Live, Other

TMRW 6:00 PM • $25

“Two bands, one sweaty red-lit room, a Monday that refuses to behave.”

Make at Rosie, Other

TMRW 6:30 PM • $8

“Paint rocks, drink beer, remember when you used to have hobbies.”

Stubb's, Downtown

TUE 7:00 PM • See Website

“Digicore's most feral export takes the Red River stage. Earplugs, seriously.”

Cap City Comedy Club, Domain

TUE 7:30 PM • See Website

“Jane Don't takes on America. America probably had it coming.”

The Vortex, East Austin

WED 7:30 PM • $15

“Close-up magic on Manor Road. You will not figure out how he did it.”

Cherrywood Center, East Austin

WED 7:30 PM • See Website

“Strangers tell true death stories out loud. Somehow the best night out.”

Carousel Lounge, East Austin

THU 7:00 PM • FREE

“Free rock and soul in a circus-themed dive bar. Cheap beer, home by 9.”

AFS Cinema, Other

THU 8:00 PM • $15

“Heeere's Johnny on the big screen. Bring a date who flinches easy.”

Zilker Park, Other

FRI 12:00 PM • See Website

“25 years of ACL. Charli XCX, Rufus Du Sol, Skrillex, and $18 festival beers.”

Cap City Comedy Club, Domain

FRI 7:00 PM • $45

“Porch-rant comedy for people who love the South and hate what it votes for.”

506 Congress Ave, Downtown

SAT 10:00 AM • FREE

“Free indoor Latinx art market downtown. Learn a craft, dodge the ACL crowd.”

29th Street Ballroom, Other

SAT 10:00 PM • $17

“Theater kids in the wild, screaming Wicked at 1am. Seventeen dollars.”

Cap City Comedy Club, Domain

SUN 3:30 PM • See Website

“Mexico's sharpest stand-up, entirely in Spanish, zero translation. Keep up.”

Stubb's, Downtown

SUN 6:00 PM • See Website

“Loudest thing happening in Austin that isn't Zilker. Shoegaze-metal, outdoors.”